Sausages
Today I fried sausages, for the first time since I was too stupid to know how to do it right and I burnt them. I looked at the cooking instructions;
"DO NOT PRICK! Fry them in a little oil for 10-15 minutes, turning occasionally."
Replace 'Fry' with 'fuck', and that's a pretty good guideline for sleeping with somebody, methinks.
posted by polynomialpal @ 12:07 am
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3 Comments:
Hehehe funny! :-D
I posted a comment, but it didn't appear on the main page! It's only appearing here now I'm trying to post another one! Grrrr Blogger is annoying sometimes...
Sure is. Your original comment was really really insightful and clever, Kylie! Thankyou so much! I especially like the way you didn't use any verbs.
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