Stick it to the Pro-life campaign!!!

Hi,

I've been approached by pro-life groups to front their "We Need Both Kidneys" campaign. Of course it was an easy decision; I wasn't willing to front their campaign, but I sent them the wrong email; so now I'm contractually obliged to do so.

Boo!

In order to undermine the cause, I'm asking everybody with compatible kidneys to donate them, so that I can have them attached to my brain. I'm also going to have several implanted in my uterus, to make non-sentient 'babies' that can be aborted at will. I urge you all to do the same!

I'm also encouraging people to research their own stem cells! Why not send your MP a postcard about it!

Keep it jiggy (at your discretion!!!),

Carl
-x-